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more pleabsian soon, lovers. I promise to return milky white and hungover as BALLZ.
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4 hours agofriday morning coffee.
you may think that since I live the life of a delusional playboy, everyday is a vacation. and while this may be somewhat true - what with all the sushi cocaine anal hooker sex I take part in, duh - I have not had a proper getaway in some time. needless to say, with all that has gone down in recent months (the aforementioned sushi cocaine anal hooker sex) it is much needed.
that said, yours truly is hightailing it to the eff ell a for ten days of sunshine (mostly), amusement (booze), mouse ears (after more booze) and relaxation (passing out). my goal? to return to Illinois with a maturity level lower than my tumbalrity. and blood alcohol level.
good morning!
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