May 2013
friday morning coffee.
don’t get me wrong, I am pretty excited to see my family this weekend. however, not as excited as I am to eat Foster’s RIBZ.
now if you’ll excuse me, I am going to go jerk off to this picture.
happy holiday weekend, fuckos!!!!! xo
thursday morning coffee.
weather, sleep and Tiger baseball pretty much determine how I go into each day. and while it’s shitty out and I got less than 3 hours of sleep to watch my beloved baseball team withstand TWO rain delays, they eventually won and all is well. that is until I finish this XXXXXXXXL coffee and become motherfuckin’ Grumplestiltskin all over again.
that said, a good rainy morning to...
FYSMDT →
monday morning coffee.
gonna need some of that shit they were shooting on last night’s Mad Men like RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
good morning, folkz. xoxo
friday morning coffee.
I wanna thank the two fucked up hos who were looking to get into me and my fellow married friend’s respective PANTZ last night for letting me know I still have it.
good morning. happy friday!!! xo
thursday morning coffee.
if there were any day to pull a Ferris it would be today. lucky me, I’ll be cooped up in meetings all day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that aside, good morning. GET OUTSIDE. xo
monday morning coffee.
I hereby propose to Matthew Weiner that he strongly consider changing the Mad Men theme song to “Elevators” by Outkast.
good morning from me to you. and to your mama and your cousin, too. xo
friday morning coffee.
maybe it’s because i’m reaching the twilight of my life, but I get an abnormal amount of satisfaction from the regularity of my morning dumpz.
happy fucking Friday. I’m gonna go drop a deuce like North Korea drops test bombs. xo
thursday morning coffee.
up all night to get lucky > up all night to watch the Wings & Tigs lose
mornin’, all.
monday morning coffee.
lots of great things happened this past weekend but none greater than this guy. CHOMP CHOMP!!!!!!!!!
goooooood morning! xo
saturday morning coffee.
best bets:
Java’s War to win because coffee
Tigers and Wings victories because hometown slappiness
Mayweather in a decision because Mayweather
today’s morning coffee is sponsored by Sam “Ace” Rothstein.
gooooood morning! xo
friday morning coffee.
Finn was in midst of an intense encore of “Jesus for the Jugular” right around the time Donnie Baseball knocked in the GW RBI and just minutes before Gustav’s OT goal. pretty fucking stellar night.
good morning and a happy Friday to all y’allz. xoxo
thursday morning coffee.
there goes my hero. see you tonight, sweet Finn.
goooooood morning, everyone. xo
April 2013
monday morning coffee.
all it took was a rad mustache and a shared apathy for copywriting for me to adore you, sir.
good morning, y’allz. xoxo
friday morning coffee.
if there’s anyone happy about this weekend’s forecast it’s THIS GUY.
good morning and a happy fucking Friday to you all. xo
thursday morning coffee.
it’s “Bring Your Kids to Work Day” here at the office and not one of them is named or even remotely resembles Casper. for shame, parents. FOR SHAAAAAAAME.
that said, good morning! xo
monday morning coffee.
because I am a fickle asshole and refuse to root for any Boston sports franchise, I instead plan on showing my support for the city by drinking every last drop of Dunkin Donuts coffee everyday until the end of time.
gooooood morning, my lovelies. xo
saturday morning coffee.
I get freaked the fuck out when I go into my yard and find a spider. I can’t even imagine going out there and finding THE MOST WANTED MAN IN THE WORLD.
that said, good morning. xo
friday morning coffee.
I’d like to say I coasted into the office an hour later than my usual arrival time because I was wrapped up in all of the insanity that is the Boston Marathon bombing and subsequent manhunt. however, it’s really because I lost track of time whilst listening to “Get Lucky” on repeat.
good morning, all. happy fucking Friday!!!!!! xoxo
thursday morning coffee.
“I am trying to break your heart this shitty weather to you.”
good morning, wet ones! xoxo
tuesday afternoon coffee.
seems appropriate my vacation would come to an end on FYSMDT.
good (?) afternoon from the sky, y’allz. :(
saturday morning coffee. →
wherein yours truly and Grizz lose their respective shits upon seeing Blur last night.
good morning, everyone. I love you.
friday morning coffee.
good morning.
thursday morning coffee.
goooooood fucking morning from Rancho Mirage, everyone. I love you all.
tuesday morning coffee.
my folks had been dating 6 weeks (?!?!) before Fos popped the question. they celebrate their 37th anniversary today. props to you for your dedication and for giving birth to my sweet ass, my dear ‘rentals.
oh, and a good, good morning to the rest of y’all. xo
monday morning coffee.
you may have been a tad overlong, but god damn it was great to see you again.
good morning, all. xo
sunday morning coffee.
good morning.
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friday morning coffee.
there’s but one day a year in which I actually prefer being in Detroit as opposed to absolutely anywhere else, and today is that day. to my friends who have yet to wiggle free from the city’s incessant, vice-like clutches, Merry Fucking Christmas and EAT ‘EM UP!!!!!!!!!
happy opening day, Tiger fans. and a good morning to all y’allz. xoxo
thursday morning coffee.
given today’s weather forecast I was pretty disappointed in the lack of my fellow Chicagoans adorning speedos during this morning’s commute. in the immortal words of Mark Spitz: STEP UP YOUR GAME, FUCKOZ
also, good morning. xo
tuesday morning coffee.
normally today would be just your average FYSMDT however the CHUMZ are releasing a new single and I’m seeing Sigur Ros tonight so basically I have a raging hard-on and just wanna FUCK.
good morning! xoxo
monday morning coffee.
I am not excited about the Detroit Tigers one bit. Nope. Not at all.
APRIL FOOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good morning. PLAY BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
March 2013
sunday afternoon coffee.
things I won’t be doing this Easter Sunday:
going to church
eating Peeps
giving fuxxxxxxx
good afternoon, fuckos!!!!!!!
friday morning coffee. →
for Zoz.
monday morning coffee.
the lid on my coffee cup has been leaking all morning. this is like DEFCON 1* on Planet Blamskos.
morning. FUCK.
*thanks for the clarification, B Van
