March 2012
april 3rd
I couldn’t help but notice the blood dripping from the fangs of each and every one of them, my fellow seekers of refuge.
the city outside was burning and we had just been in the thick of it, casting kindling upon the growing inferno until it was simply too much. the heat nearly incinerating my blasé coiffure. my eyes bulging out of their sockets, crimson red and near blindness. I kept...
the hustler
“you look like shit.” Dan said when he first saw me. an understatement, to say the least.
“five hours ago I was passed out on an air mattress in Milwaukee.” I replied. my mouth tasted of spice and saccharin and foreign saliva. it had been a great fucking night.
“then you made good time.”
he was more right than he could’ve possibly known, given my...
beach boy
we called him Oahu because he claimed to be from there, though I didn’t buy it; why the fuck would someone move from Hawaii to Florida? it didn’t change the fact the dude had primo bud. I mean, this was the kind of shit your black sheep uncle would smoke at a planetarium laser light show, provided you had a black sheep uncle with an affinity for such nonsense. (I did/still do.)
Oahu...
midnite vultures
perched on the staircase, I can’t stop smoking cigarettes and Annie approaches me and asks me something that would’ve been otherwise banal yet sounded absolutely fucking extraordinary - like church bells wafting through a warm autumnal breeze, a distant lullaby creeping its way into your bedroom, into your head, into your heart. brilliant kaleidoscope lights and “Nicotine &...
mony mony
there was a moment during my senior prom in which this song came on and all of the “popular” jock dudebros went apeshit and screamed ’Hey motherfucker, get laid, get fucked’ and laughed and hugged and ended up bald and fat and with ugly wives and god damn did I fucking hate high school.
joey chestnut's performance in the hunger games...
HAHA GET IT
so polite, you're busy still saying pleaves
(RS)-1-(benzo[d][1,3]dioxol-5-yl)-N-methylpropan-2-...
i'm the fucking best
amateurs
im so fucking horny right now
your bracket sucks
i luv u
i'm on mescaline
the fact that I just purchased $800 in baseball...
in other news: go fuck yourself
well done, sears →
fuck people and their unnecessarily complicated...
that’s what Starbucks is for, you pretentious twatfaces.
Utover snøfresere har Bauhaus et stort utvalg av...
this isn’t spam I’m just losing my fucking mind again
a/s/l
