hey fucko, you have some shit on your forehead
February 2012
enjoy your twelve thousand calorie donut, you fat fuck
guess what? you're not even remotely fucking special
wanna fuck?
i just took some boner pillz and have a raging hard on
personally i think macaulay looks great
i can't wait to murder someone today
i've completely lost my fucking mind
January 2012
fuck you MLB
gimme dat world series
fuck the Oscar nominations
fuck your insufferable memes
(yes I’m aware this is hypocritical FYSMD)
fuck your incessant weather complaints it's fucking january
fuck whatever shit you're saying
it would be too easy/predictable to say "fuck sopa" so instead i'll just say fuck having to wait for the second season of Homeland instead
fuck your linkedin invitation
